Buck Rogers in the 25th Century
Narrator: "The year is 1987 and NASA launches the last of America's deep space probes. In a freak mishap Ranger 3 and its pilot Captain William 'Buck' Rogers are blown out of their trajectory into an orbit which freezes his life support systems and returns Buck Rogers to Earth 500 years later."
Brigadier Gordon: "I've been doing this since before you were born."
Buck Rogers: "You think so?"
Brigadier Gordon: "Son, I 'know' so."
Buck Rogers: "Nice costume, Tigerman, you going 'trick or treating'?"
Kane: "Shall I order the ambuquad disassembled?"
Twiki: "You ever have 'two' broken arms, buster?"
[Tigerman lifts up Twiki]
Twiki: "Put me down, you big ox."
Buck Rogers: "Well, you got a real winner there, Princess, when are you gonna teach him to walk and chew gum at the same time?"
[Major Cooper has managed to lead his squadron through a dense asteroid field to their target]
Major Noah Cooper: "Okay, kids, start breathing again."
[spoting enemy fighters on his scope]
Buck Rogers: "Stop breathing, we've got company."
[Buck has picked up a large machine gun from the table, and points it at Corliss]
Commander Corliss: "You fool, that's an ancient signaling device."
[fires a quick burst at the floor]
Buck Rogers: "Get the message?"